Friday, July 18, 2014

THE HOBO HERO with Piccolo Pete / Les Elton - 1935

It's Freeloader Friday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. We gots a GAG Film from 1935 produced by amazing early NY animator, Les Elton, using a method called rotomation or rotoscoping, where, the artists draw over live action film frames, giving characters a realistic look in the scene.

Eegah!! sent over a lil' sound clip for our earjoyment, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button next to the magic piccolo, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's a taste of... THE HOBO HERO!

Back in the early days of movies and cartoons, everything was fun and crazy! Nowadays, everything's just the opposite.

Here's a good example of rotomation, Piccolo Pete looks like a real person!

Pete stands on the front of the train and saves Tillie's little doggie from being run over, so, she invites him to stay awhile at her parent's farm, down the road. The PDQ on the train stands for Pretty Damn Quick.

Pete plays his piccolo for this happy little moo cow as she dances for him... Surrealistic City!

Pete milks the cow and follows Tillie and her mom to the house...

Well, it's 9 pm and time for all good little girls to go beddy-bye and get their beauty sleep!

Pete finds out that Tillie's attracted by music and walks in her sleep if she hears it, that's why no saxophone playing is allowed at night (there are other male boarders)! So, Pete gets an idea, he waits until the parents are fast asleep, and...

Pulls out his trusty piccolo!

Tillie gets out of bed and heads towards where the music is coming from.

You can figure out this last picture for yerself... You can watch this classic cartoon on YouTube if you get the hankering... Tomorrow's Saturday, which means, Virus Man will be back in town!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

THE AMBUSHERS - Hugo Montenegro - "Here It Comes" (1967)

"The Ambushers" released in 1967 is the third leg of the Matt Helm superfecta after "The Silencers," and "Murderer's Row!" The Fourth in the series is "The Wrecking Crew!"  "The Ambushers" is silly, stupid, and ridiculous, and I enjoyed every stinking minute of it!

Down in The Dungeon we just dabble with Dino info, but if you really want to know more about the man, then head on over to the I Love Dino Martin site,  you will not be disappointed!

Women, women, and more women, and after they run out of women, there's more women, and they're all beautiful!

The Guv'ment had a different kind of space program going on before anybody ever set foot on the moon! A perfect flying saucer, but not from space, but from right in the good ole U.S. of A!

But, as always, they're not the only ones who want to play, and the saucer is brought down on it's maiden flight by some powerful anti-gravity magnet ray emanating out of Mexico!

Inside the saucer in the pilot's seat is Janice Rule as Sheila Sommers! Janice was in the "Twilight Zone" episode titled "Nightmare As A Child" as Helen Foley, and also in one of the strangest films I ever saw, "The Swimmer" starring Burt Lancaster! On the right is the man who wants to rule the world, and thinks hijacking this here saucer is a good starting place, Albert Salmi as the nefarious Jose Ortega aka Leopold Caselius! Albert has the rare distinction of being in not just one, but three "Twilight Zone" episodes, "Execution," "A Quality Of Mercy," and "Of Late I Think Of Cliffordville!"

We're trying to keep it down to 20 stills per movie, but I just couldn't do it on this one, so I decided to double up more than usual! I think you'll be able to understand and recognize the reasons why!

One of the newest contraptions they've developed at the Intelligence Counter Espionage Rehab Center is a bra, that when the strap is loosened, it shoots a bullet! Luckily for Matt Helm, it was only loaded with blanks this time!

Cutie Pie Beverly Adams shines in the role of Matt Helm's secretary Lovey Kravezit in the first three flicks, but she wasn't in the forth one for some reason! Beverly was also in "How To Stuff A Wild Bikini," "Devil's Angels," and "The Torture Garden!"

This is a demonstration of how the hand-held version of the anti-gravity magnet ray works!

Matt Helm's boss James Gregory as MacDonald fills him in on what's going down south of the border! I love the fact they're watching a 16mm film of a boxing match in his office, and Matt's eating popcorn just like he's at the movies! James Gregory was also in two "Twilight Zone" episodes himself, "Where Is Everybody," and "The Passerby!" This was the third time James played MacDonald, but he too was left out of the fourth film!

The sponsor for the fight is the Montezuma Brewing Company, and the owner is up to his ears in corruption and greed, and it's up to Matt to get to the bottom of it all! Here's what the jingle sounds like with an extra minute of some of the cool background sounds created by Space Age Pop star, and early moog stylist Hugo Montenegro!

Here's a look at a couple of Hugo's album covers!

Next Stop, Viva La Mexico!

The familiar face of  Kurt (Land Of The Giants) Kasznar is Quintana, the owner of the Montezuma Brewery! When Matt Helm goes out on assignment, his undercover job is that he's a freelance fashion photographer, and he's here to do a photo shoot with a revived Sheila Sommers as his wife, since she's the only one who can identify Jose Ortega! You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Kurt Kasznar was nominated for a Tony Award for his contribution to the Broadway version of "Sound Of Music" in 1960!

I thought this was original, a member of this band has guns built into his maracas that are used in a feeble assassination attempt on Matt Helm!

Way ahead of it's time, information is sourced back to MacDonald via some future electronic system!

I read that Janice Rule said that this was THE worst movie she was ever in, and that she deeply regretted it! Too bad, because the fact that she looks so out of place is one of the things that makes this movie!

When pipes get shot during a gunfight in the brewery, Matt Helm takes a second to savor the situation, and decides to wet his whistle with some free suds! Not much later, he finds himself in a vat of beer with a Quintana who can't swim!

"The Ambushers" was never meant to be taken serious, and this scene involving a firing squad fumbling around looking for a match for their intended victim Matt Helm's last cigarette request could have just as easily been in a "Three Stooges" episode!!

The sensational Senta Berger is bad girl Francesca Madeiros!! Senta is still cooking today, and her career dates all the way back to 1950's German Krimi-Thrillers like "The Terror Of Doctor Mabuse!" Awesome!!

Some of the outfits these gals are wearing in this movie will flip your lid! Here's a prime example as Jose Ortega proceeds to remove some of Sheila Sommers' clothing by using his special anti-gravity magnetic ray gun that now apparently manages to work on anything, metal or not!

It's mainstream 1967, so there's no nudity in "The Ambushers" at all, nothing really close actually, but they didn't have a problem lining the walls of Jose Ortega's pad with paintings, not photos, of nude women, which I guess made it artistically okay! Still kind of crazy, if you ask me!

Dino rides off into the sunset with his girl of the moment Sheila Sommers, but even though they went through a lot together, Matt Helm's a free spirit and will be moving onto higher ground! You can just see it on his face!!

The closing scene features Dino and one last girl, and one last joke! The're listening to some of Dino's music, but she just can't get into the mood until a song by Frank Sinatra comes on! I bought the 4 disc set called "Matt Helm Lounge" on Amazon years ago, and it seems a bit pricey now, but I saw they stream "The Ambushers" for $2.99, and that's probably your best bet these days!

Monday, July 14, 2014

GODZILLA vs. GIGAN / Toho Eizo Co. - 1972

It's Giant Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Seems amazing that we still haven't posted this one starring the big guy, Godzilla. We're introduced to Gigan, pal to the now gold Ghidorah, and, what has a deadly buzz saw mid section. Godzilla brings his pal Anguirus along for back up!

Eegah!! sent over a nice musical sound clip from this monstrous movie, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there by the giant monster footprint, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's our audio offering for... GODZILLA vs. GIGAN!

The story involves a comic book artist landing a job in a building that's a large replica of Godzilla, located at a theme park.

The big boss has a chair with a chrome half moon back, hey, that seems pretty cool! Our hero's in the back, his conversation with the boss has been interrupted.

Wow, the boss's assistant's a sharp dresser, that is one snappy color combo.

Thing is though, the place is a secret headquarters for aliens who plan on using giant monsters, including Godzilla, to conquer the world for them!

There's plenty of destruction to go around, great shots during the rampage at the oil refinery!

Our heroes escape the building using a zip line just before Godzilla arrives. Then, the big guy's greeted with a laser blast to the face!

Revenge is sweet when the bottom floor of the headquarters is filled with TNT!!

The aliens revert to their original form when dying, yuck, big old ugly cockroaches!!

Gigan and Ghidorah don't fare much better, Big G is pissed and ready to stomp 'em a goodern!!!.. Who knows what lurks in the mind of Eegah!! this coming Wednesday?

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??