Saturday, November 21, 2009

SANTO vs BLACK MAGIC / Mexico - 1973

Hello everbloody, finally, today, we, the Dungeon gang, bring you extra special Santo flick, film mostly in Haiti! to get realistic voodoo feel... Santo end up with 54 acting credit, first one being SANTO vs THE EVIL BRAIN in 1961, last one "el Puño de la Muerte" in 1982.

Dungeon composer god with 322 composing credit, Gustavo César Carrión, kickin' ass today with heavy pounding guitar theme!! Oh, and, other assorted musical amenities...

Now, the show start rolling as it be Ralphie the Tarantula' turn to be pushin' big old red 'GO' button wunst again, sooooo!.. GO, MAN!!.. BLACK MAGIC MUSIC!

Stills a little blurry, but, not bad for this rare flick!

Bellamira is bad lady voodoo preistess, she look so innocent!

She is interested in local Prof. Jordan' super bomb formula and look into magic pool to see that Santo being called into action by Interpol!

Santo arrive in Haiti and is pick up by friend.

They have flat tire in jungle and when Santo turn around!..

He notice they surrounded by big ugly zombies!

What Tabonga can say?.. "Rumble in the jungle!"

Later, Santo has sneaky visit in middle of the night by dubious looking dude! Nice shot of hotel.

Willie Makit??!..

Bellamira entertain the troop as she wheel an' deal for super bomb plan she plan on getting from professor!

Time for a floor show as Santo is looking so very distinguished in white suit!

On other side of the tracks, Bellamira also having a lil' show of her own!!

Professor Jordan die mysteriously, Santo get to help identify body.

Professor Jordan is now zombie and come back to haunt daughter Lorna, who just happen to be Santo' gurlfiend!

Even when on deadly case, there always is time for wrassling!!! Whenever Santo' opponent start cheating, they get it back in spades!

...Phew! Break time!!

Square in the voodoo zone!

BOO-YAH, Y'ALL!!!

The kids in Bristol, are sharp as a pistol, when they do the Bristol Stomp!!

Love deez night time shots!

They take their voodoo serious in Haiti!

Help!.. Somebody?!..

There's a freakin' kid's chair stuck to my ass!.. What the fuck!!

***Here is pic where you can make up funny caption and submit in the 'comments' section below!!.. Have fun!

To settle thing once and for all, Bellamira and Santo both put hand in basket with snake inside and both get bit... But, Santo' nobility prevail, and, Bellamira fall dead!.. Game over.

Even on his way out of town, Santo have to prove he tougher than a pile of zombie!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

IT'S A REVOLUTION MOTHER - Harry Kerwin - "Biker Babylon" (1968)

Friday night is outtasight when the groovy new world begins, and it's a good time for some of that "Beyond" stuff, and what we have here is beyond almost everything, it's a short film posing as a documentary with it's own bent slant 1968 style. Seems director Harry Kerwin was the only one with enough huevos to step up to the plate and admit any association with the film!

And speaking of huevos, just in case you thought all them hippies was vegans!!

By the looks of Harry's résumé, he just might have been a character. He worked as director on a couple of real classic TV shows, "Make Room For Daddy," Sea Hunt" and "Here's Lucy," but never for more than one episode. Was it the classic, 'it's just not gonna work out, Harry' scenario or what?

This film makes a lot more sense when you find out the original title was not "Biker Babylon" but "It's A Revolution Mother" because it really only focuses on bikers at the beginning before launching into a counterrevolutionary 60's diatribe of peace and love!

Used to be, we'd call these good ole boys, not hippies or bikers!

They even had a rain storm to help you think this might be Woodstock!

Get me some footage of the guy in the tie-dyed shirt and the feather in his hat, that just screams hippie!! I'll even bet you his name is Macaroni!!!

Ressurected from the dead by the amazing Johnny Legend, this film can seen as part of a triple feature including "Rebel Rousers" and
"The Wild Ride" available on Netflix!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

THE MAD MONSTER / Producers Releasing Corporation - 1942

Welcome everbloody, to Wednesday B+W Oldie/Moldie Flicktime here at the Dungeon! THE MAD MONSTER wuz director Sam Newfield' 108th assignment and he finish with 272 including title like AUNTIE'S ANTE, A GYM DANDY, MAGIC, BUSTER'S SPOOKS, PEEK-A-BOO, GHOST PATROL, THE TERROR OF TINY TOWN, HITLER - BEAST OF BERLIN, THE INVISIBLE KILLER, DEAD MEN WALK, THE BLACK RAVEN, NABONGA (love that name!), FIGHT THAT GHOST, THE FLYING SERPENT, GAS HOUSE KIDS, WILD WEED, RADAR SECRET SERVICE, LOST CONTINENT (1951) and even 12 episode of RAMAR OF THE JUNGLE for TV!

"The blood of a wolf he placed in the veins of a man... and created a monster such as the world has never known!" reads the tagline... THE WOLFMAN came out only a year earlier!

Today' soundclip feature original music by Russian born David Chudnow, who retire in 1956, and die in 2002??! This the kind of music meant to jar and shock as you will hear once Piff push big old red 'GO' button, because today it his turn!.. THE MAD MONSTER!

George Zucco play Dr. Lorenzo Cameron. Now, here is real 'mad' scientist to be sure!!

Sadistic bastard like to give shots of wolf blood to Dungeon pal, Glenn Strange!

Glenn play Petro, he get all change into snarling werewolf by doc. Tabonga love Glenn' flour sack shirt!!

Dr. Cameron like to have imaginary pal he hate come and debate crazy theories he have inside his head! (Glenn Beck!)

Petro like to pick flower for doctor' daughter, Lenora (Anne Nagel).

When people getting old, sometime eyeball play trick on self!!

Doc never stop coming up wif' devilish plan for revenge!

This time, he take Petro to guy he want dead and then leave. Guy is supposed to try and figure out what wrong with Petro in upstairs department!

Slick dirty trick! Doc know that Petro starting to turn into werewolf unpredictably now... So, it just a matter of time!

Another revenge plan by doc is for this dude to drive Petro somewhere on foggy night!

Curiosity kill the daughter!

Poetic justice... Doc create monster, monster turn on doc!!

Great part as Petro give Dr. Cameron well-deserved strangling!

Again, fire disinfect everything an' everbloody can get good night sleep!.. Well, except doc an' Petro!

Monday, November 16, 2009

IL ROSSO SEGNO DELAFOLLIA - Sante Maria Romitelli - "Blood Brides" (1970)

I've said it before, I don't really like slasher flicks that much, but I trust Mario Bava! And bigger than anything, this here "Honeymoon Hatchet" jumps right out of the box, with blades a gleaming, interspersed with wacky psychedelic arty scenes, and Mr. Bava almost lost me, but by the time I got to the end I was quite surprised to find myself laughing, alot!!!

Psychomaniac John Harrington killed something like five brides before this movie even got started!! He is portryed perfectly insane by Stephan Forsyth!

This film would be the last straw in Stephen Forsyth's acting career! I think by the time we get to the end of this, you'll know why!

Yes, there's a killer on the loose, and all the mayhem is happening to the music of one Sante Maria Romitelli, a man whose career ran the gamut from "Love Hungry Girls" to "God's Gun" and back again!

Let's start with the fact that John inherited his mother's bridal gown business! Now that's macho!

And John can always find solace somewhere!

John is big and rich enough to own his own crematorium, which is very helpful when you have a lot of dead bodies to dispose of!

Cut to the next morning toast burning scene, and John's wife Mildred says, "Do you smell something burning?"

And speaking of Mildred, here's the nagging bitch right now! Mildred Harrington was played by Laura Betti fairly early in her career! She went on to work up into the 2000's until her death in 2004. Interestingly enough, Laura started her career as a jazz singer!

So it seems John's had enough of killing other people's wives, now it's time to kill his own!!!

When John busts out in the bridal veil with the meat cleaver, you know he's gone too far!! It's starting to make "The Shining" look like "Sesame Street!"

All Mildred's bloody screaming got some attention, and Jesús Puente as Inspector Russell shows uo to see what's going down! Too bad he never looked up!!!

And why? Becasue John's excuse for the screaming was he was watching a Horror movie! The movie just happened to be one of Mario Bava's earlier films, "Black Sabbath" starring our hero Boris Karloff!!

So with Mildred gone, John can just about dress any way he wants to!!

But is she really dead? Mildred is looking dead on dressed in black!!

Mildred questions John's choice of velour at a time like this!

This is where it starts getting fun! When John is alone, he sometimes sees his dead wife, but when he's out in public, he doesn't see her, but the other people do!! What better time for some classic 70's music!

Mildred was bugging John more dead than when she was alive, so he figured he'd cremate her remains, and that would take care of it! So he carries the bag around and goes to the local bar, and orders a whiskey, and when the waiter comes back, he has John's whiskey, and a sherry for the lady!!!

Mildred just sits there, minding her own business, like nothing happened at all when John tries to pick up on this chick, and starts going on about doing it in front of his wife!!

The bouncers unceremoniuously toss John out on his ear for being a pervert, and one yells out to him, "Here's your bag!"

Cremating her didn't work, so John figures he'll toss the ashes, and that should do the trick, but no cigar!

Back in John's private world, you start getting the feeling that maybe his problems go back farther than we know about!

Inspector Russell finally busts John and takes him off in the paddy wagon, but he doesn't care anymore, as long as he is finally away from his wife.....

...But guess what? That ain't gonna happen!!!Have a nice forever John, at least you'll never ever have to worry about being alone!!! Isn't that comforting??? Thanx Mario!!!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

DOOMSDAY MACHINE / First Leisure - 1972

Rodan's filling in for Tabonga as Tabonga has a splinter in his big toe! Today's weirdo feature is one of the most mish-moshed movies you'll ever marvel at, and, I'll name off the borrowed parts when we get there. On top of all that, looks like the photography director was into mushrooms!.. The psychedelic kind!! The company First Leisure went on to produce two other movies, THE GATLING GUN and THE SPECTRE OF EDGAR ALLEN POE.

~ It's just a coincidence that yesterday's post also has acid-dropping colors!!

Eegah!! does another good job of capturing some great lines and screams to go with the FORBIDDEN PLANET sounds that have additional elements thrown in for disguise purposes! So, there's already one mish!

Hang on to your hats and eyeballs!.. DOOMED-DAY CONTRAPTION!!

Everything starts in another movie, Italian, I think MISSION STARDUST. Anyway, it's supposed to be China and that there gizmo locked up behind bars is nothing less than... The Doomsday Machine!!

*Did anyone see the History Channel's piece on the USSR's doomsday machine, to be used if they "lost the cold war?" It was the largest ship ever built, and, it was a nuclear bomb that would destroy the entire world!!!! Go put that in your peace-pipe and smoke it!

At the Space Flight Center there's a special news session being held about the project's timetable being moved up. Mike (M*A*S*H*-TV) Farrell is a reporter in the audience.

SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Casey (THE INCREDIBLE 2-HEADED TRANSPLANT) Kasem is the Mission Control Officer.

Three women are brought in at the last second to join the four astrostuds on their trek into the vast void, which totally confuses everything... Oh, man, I feel the acid coming on!

I'm so stoned that I see a Japanese spaceship from GORATH!! Whoa!!!

Dude, I'm peaking!!!

Okay, enough fun, back to the show... Here's the people in the spaceship: James (THE CYCLOPS) Craig, Grant (THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN) Williams, Mala (THE UNKNOWN TERROR) Powers, Bobby (THE NAVY vs THE NIGHT MONSTERS) Van, Ruta (ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN-TV) Lee, Henry (THE MAN WHO WOULDN'T DIE) Wilcoxon and Lori (13 DEMON STREET-TV) Scott!

Ruta looks so much better in a bra with tubes than that ugly, dippy uniform she wears!

Grant hears some bad stuff coming in from Earth station.

And, just what am I supposed to be looking at?

Atomic blasts riddle the Earth's surface, then, it's gone!!

Bobby is stunned by the news and goes into shock.

Now, here's a spaceship insert from THE WIZARD OF MARS!

This picture is just plain awesome!

Oh yeah, and, it's hard to watch Grant as the sadistic, pushy asshole he plays!

In all his playfulness, he pushes Lori into the button that opens the bay door!!

This part is actually well done and comes off as very creepy!

Effective make-up!

Back to GORATH and that triggers another cosmic acid flashback!!

To tell you the truth, I don't know who filmed the part here, where they find and go into another spacecraft. And, I'm really starting to not care, it's way too long at 83 minutes!

Everybody dies at the end, a trend that became popular in the seventies!

Friday, November 13, 2009

GOLIATH AND THE DRAGON - Les Baxter - "It's All About The Broads" (1960)

Since today is like a special holiday to us, being Friday the 13th, we have a special presentation for you from 1960 called "Goliath And The Dragon", and it is fine lookin' man, it's something else!!

As much as we love them, after a couple of night's of black and white films, it's always a nice change to see some colour again, and we're not just talkin' plain old color here, we're talkin' "Colorscope" kids, and you should have seen what I seen before I desaturated these photos!!

"Goliath And The Dragon" is a movie about that one actor near and dear to everybody's heart, the one and only, Mr."Highway Patrol" himself, Broderick Crawford as the evil and world domineering Re Eurito!! Can I hear one big collective Hell Yeah!! out there please?

And in the other corner, it's the 12 time champion of the sword and sandal world, playing GOLIATH in this film, and also known for his many recurring titles as Hercules and/or Maciste, it's MARK FOREST!!!

Goliath's got his work cut out for him. Before this, it was the three headed dog, and now, it's like those gargoyle monkeys from "The Wizard Of Oz" grew up, and are really pissed off!!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Broderick's got all the chow, booze, and dancing girls while Mark is....

off fighting a giant black bear this time; is there no end to this man's personal Hells??

My buddy Whitey Thomas used to be a good drinkin' buddy of Broderick Crawford, and he told me, they'd be out drinkin' in some Hollywood bar, and Broderick would get the fun idea of having a pretend fight! So, that's just what they would do, start actin', throwin' blows, for real, in public!!

Broderick Re Eurito has got one of the better to look at snake pits I've ever seen. It's very well constructed, but they really could have used a few more snakes, i.e. Indy Jones style!!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, after some 858 posts, Dwrayger Dungeon is proud to finally present, THE worst mullet ever in a movie...

and if that's not bad enough for you, it's on a horny minotaur! It's almost impossible to figure out how Kenny Loggins could have gone back so far in time, but, that IS the magic of the movies!!!

I'm just a sucker for women in chains!! Oh, don't worry, Goliath will save her!!

You might have noticed they mentioned a dragon in the title, so, finally, after the 3 headed dog, the giant flying gargoyle monkey, the bear, and a host of other terrors, Goliath finally meets up with THE dragon!!

It's a real hack and slash affair all right, but you know, in the end....

...truth and justice will always prevail, and there will be a God damn happy ending, or some other spawn of the devil, is going to have to get their ass kicked!!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

THE VAMPIRE BAT / Majestic Pictures - 1933

Welcome to Wednesday B & W Oldie Feature, today we gots THE VAMPIRE BAT from Majestic Pictures, who capitalize on names Fay (KING KONG) Wray and Lionel (DOCTOR X) Atwill in this wild little thriller that also star Melvyn (THE OLD DARK HOUSE) Douglas and Dwight (DRACULA) Frye!

Uncredited stock music by Mischa Bakaleinikoff and Charles Dunworth and is typical for 1930's. Eegah!! make another nice soundclip to get feel of this very decent flick from 1933!

Ralphie the Tarantula has honor today of push big red 'GO' button to start show, so, here we go!.. DER VAMPIRE BAT!

German town of Kleinschloss having big problem, very strange, villager dying of blood loss!

Burgermeister Schoen read all about vampire from Big Book of Monsters!!

Everbloody 'cept detective Karl Brettschneider think that vampire have made comeback and is only possible reason for deaths.

Karl take a break and go downstairs to visit gurlfiend Ruth Bertin, who work for Dr. Otto von Niemann in his mad lab. Look like some kind of chemistry experiment going on!!

Dr. von Niemann pretend to be nice guy, but he actually need sick lady for twisted experiment he working on!

After he use lady for evil purpose, he tell everbloody that she die from vampire bite!

Here is excellent pic of Herman (Dwight) as he spy on Ruth in garden.

Then Karl show up and ruin Herman' fun.

So, he have some fun wif' Aunt Gussie instead! Oh boy, fresh fruit!!

After Aunt Gussie die of vampire wound, Herman get blamed because he like bats, he must be vampire who terrorizing village! When angry people chase Herman, he slip and fall to death! Now, village can get back to normal!! (poor Herman!)

Okay, here the deal... Dr. von Niemann create new form of life (WOW!) in fish tank and, well, it get hungry!

That why he drain blood from victim, to feed infernal thing! He have attachment to poke hole in neck so he can pump blood into glass beaker!

Ruth overhear doctor while he hypnotize helper Emil to get more body, so doctor have little surprise for her.

She next!!

After beans get spilled, Dr. von Niemann try to blame helper Emil for everything, so Emil dish out a lil' revenge on evil doc and save the day!

Always great when housemaid get last word!!

Monday, November 9, 2009

EL DEMONIO AZUL - Ing Heinrich Henkel - "BLUE DEMON" (1964)

The title sez it all!! This is the original "Blue Demon" flick made in 1965, and even though, he is arguably one of THE greatest wrasslers in history, in this outing, he has his hands full!!

All the time people ask me, Eegah!! Why do you spend so much time on these Mexican wrasslin' movies? Take one look at this photo, and come up with yer own answer, amigo!!

Aye Chihuahua!!! See what can happen!! Now you kids know why your Mom and Dad told you not to never run downhill!!!!

This was not the first film Blue Demon had ever been in, because way back in 1961 he appeared in "La Furia Del Ring," as Blue Demond, but "El Demonio Del Azul" was his first championship role!!!

C'mon Man, you just know you're not sposed to be reading books like that!!!

Now even your girlfriend doesn't believe anything you say, and you ain't going to be getting any tonight neither!!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Blue Demon has his own cross to bear!!!

Kookie werewolf dude goes through madcap transformation scene!!!

Now what are you gonna do? It's proof positive that reading is overrated, had he just been illiterate, and not read that book, none of this would have happened!!! Less reading, more fornication, that's the bottom line here!!!

The music put together by the formiable Ing. Heinrch Henkel is all over the place from 40's serials to "Forbidden Planet" style theremin electronica! Buena suerte finding a copy of this film, that's just the nature of the beast sometimes!! Take what you can get!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

DEEP RED / Italy - 1975

So, here we are on another Tabonga Saturday Matinee, today we feature wild little thriller from Dario Argento with music by Goblin. David Hemmings play as English pianist Marcus Daly. He witness murder of famous German psychic while staying in Italy. Him and hot gurl reporter try to solve mystery and go to haunted house and other spooky place! Excellent story is by Dario and Bernardino Zapponi. Original Italian name is PROFONDO ROSSO...

Mensch! Eegah give us really nice soundclip here, great music by Goblin gang sound like Guzanos!! A few other flick Goblin work on are: THE HEROIN BUSTERS, DAWN OF THE DEAD, BURIED ALIVE, ALIEN CONTAMINATION, NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES, CREEPERS and DEMONS 3!

Tabonga' pet gnat Piff (Tabonga call him 'Piffster') been eating Cheerios so's he ready to push big old red 'GO' button!! Piff straining hard... Now, starting to move it... And... Here it go!.. HAUNTED DOLL HOUSE!

Psychic panel giving lecture, then, wiseguy ask ef'fing wrong question!

Jeez, wha?

Lady see bunch of bad thing that gonna happen... To her!! Not cool!

There is David, drunk, walking by awesome statue on his way home from bar. When he get there, he see the murder happen.

David meet alpha female reporter Daria Nicolodi and they decide on arm wrassle contest to see who is tougher, Daria cheat, but win!! Win is what matter, not how! David get totally pissed!!

Italy gots some hot chix!!

Did Tabonga mention that David supposed to be writing music, but he keep hearing weird thing happening and he get all distracted.

Kinda strange, hanged doll hanging from ceiling... Hmmm, better check for poop!

Should have left well enuf alone!

David lucky and get to find another dead body!

Great shot as David look up at haunted house he think has secret to murder mystery!

Police Superintendent Calcabrini baffled by murder scene and is getting some weird vibe.

Lil' gurl tell Superintendent Calcabrini to watch out for ghost!!

Then, David discovey badly painted weirdo art on wall in basement of old haunted house. It show crazy doll wif' knife!!

Superintendent Calcabrini not heed warning of lil' gurl and pay the price, freakin' 50/51 doll come out of wall panel and stab his ass like in wall painting.

Healthy when kid express sense of humor through art!

Tabonga just love that pic!!

This part is very cool as David walk through mirrored portrait gallery in dark hall of old haunted house!

More comin' on Monday, see's you'se then!

Friday, November 6, 2009

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (L'ultimo Uomo Della Terra) - "The Wind Of Death" (1964)

In my humble opinion, Richard Matheson's novel "I Am Legend" comes across much better in this 1964 version of "The Last Man On Earth" than it did in the 2007 Will Smith feature.

Shot in Italy, this stark film looks killer in a black & white!! I'm sure a lot of it has to do with the fantastic Cinematography by Franco Delli Colli!

Vincent Price puts in another tremendous performance as the last man, Dr. Robert Morgan!! Nothing to do, but count the days!!

Among other things, Vincent has a record player and listens to some swingin' jazz as a way to try and relax, meanwhile, Zombies are constantly trying to break into his pad!!

Here's a "37 second soundbite" to sharpen your axe to!!

Vinnie doesn't get out much, if he uses up the rest of the gas left in the world, he's really going to be in trouble!!

So, let's see, this film was made in 1964, and the groundbreaking "Night Of The Living Dead" wouldn't be released until four years later, in 1968!! Very interesting!!

At this point Vinnie finally makes contact with another non-zombiefied human, and so the story just finally gets started.....You can get "The Last Man On Earth" on Netflix, and it streams freely on the internet, so what are you waiting for, the end of the world???

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

THE PHANTOM CREEPS / Theatrical Release - 1939

Here at Dungeon, we jus' cain't git enough-o-those ROBOTZ, so today we feature another classic bot from 1939! This mechanical man have angry Republican scary face!! Also, flick star Dungeon favorite hero, Bela Lugosi as mad Dr. Alex Zorka who have all kind of twisted plan in store for you!!

Eegah give us nice little soundclip with some choice dialogue. Uncredited music go to Charles Previn, who have 369 music department credit and work on FLASH GORDON and many other classics!!

Ralphie, Tabonga' pet tarantula, have his turn to push big old red 'GO' button and start today soundclip rolling... So's, hit it Ralphie!.. MAD DOC & ROBOCREEP!

Bela hate everbloody so much he invent goofy an' weirdest looking robot... EVER!! Bela get D+ in art class! Oh, and critique was disaster too!

Bela also invent handy invisible belt!.. Only problem is that sometime he cannot find!!

Hey, don't knock mad lab unless you try first!!

Jeepers, this the cat's meow!

Bela can make airplane fall out of sky just for sheer fun of it!

Not to forget flashback where he find and mine radio-active meteor from space, thing that give him all his power!

Here close up of Bela' death bug, look like where idea for THE BRAIN EATERS come from!!

Then he create crazy ray that warp and melt junk!


...You rang?!

Errr, wrong number!!

Here is great pic as Monte Vandergrift drive Bela around. Tabonga already have as wallpaper, nice!!

Good guy trying to figure out Zorka' invention.

Headline say it all!

Okay, now get ready!! Bela bomb dirigible and they show stock Hindenburg disaster footage from only 2 year earlier!! Daaaaaaaamn!!

Bela can't control temper and so he hassling Monte, who is trying to fly freaking airplane! Well, guess you know what happen next!

Hey, this look like some kind of fun for kidz in 1939!!

Monday, November 2, 2009

L'UOMO MECCANICO - "The Mechanical Man" (1921)

"The Mechanical Man" is a short trip and it's easy to get to! Not a whole lot is known about this Italian film written and directed by André Deed, who passed away back in 1938. Only about 40% of it was ever salvaged, and the quality ain't that great, but just seeing a robot back in 1921 is pretty cool, albeit almost unwatchable at times. This film is available on Netflix, and quite worthy of inclusion in your que!

I'm only giving you a small snippet of the music by Rachel Gutches that was added to this 2005 re-release to give you a feel for it!

" A reign of terror is unleashed by The Mechanical Man, who is remotely controlled by Mado, the evil female mastermind!"

The Mechanical Man chases this dude, and when he hides in this closet, he picks up the whole thing and tosses it off the top of the building!!

"The mayhem continues unchecked" as The Mechanical Man bursts into these gal's apartment and steals their safe by pulling it straight out of the wall!!

It's right about this point in the film where you say to yourself, okay, this Mechanical Man is big and tough, but he's so slow and lumbering, I could get away from him real easy! The next thing you know, he's chasing these people in their car and the freakin' robot is running!!

The Mechanical Man trips and falls down and is destroyed so Mado and her henchmen have to come and pick him up and take him away!!

The next thing you know, The Mechanical Man shows up at a masked ball at the opera house, and everybody is scared at first!

But what do you know? He's a nice guy now, and he toasts champagne with all the party peoples!

The Mechanical Man starts having a little too much fun at this young lady's expense, and when she puts a halt to his advances, he gets pissed off and starts busting up the man's place!

All Hell breaks out now, and The Mechanical Man takes off with his new girlfriend. This has to stop so, the original inventor's brother makes another Mechanical Man, and there's a big throw down between the two robots!!

Behind the scenes, the evil Mado controls her robot!!

And the brother controls the other one, in what is, without a doubt.......

The first ever televised pay-per-view Big-Time Robot Wrasslin' event! What a movie!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

ONWARD OUTWARD INTO THE FUTURE'S PAST!!!

Hey, that whole lotta lovin' Halloween Countdown thing was pretty scary fun, we made some new friends, and learned new stuff too. Whopping enormous thanx to Big Z and the little guys for takin' up all the slack, and all the particpants and the people who made the Countdown happen! Here's a wallpaper I made of some spacey record album covers that got left behind. It's like a commemoration of our launch back into space and some of them other neither nether regions we all like to hang out in!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??